The Boondocks
11/6/2005When Robert “Granddad” Freeman becomes legal guardian to his two grandsons, he moves from the tough south side of Chicago to the upscale neighborhood of Woodcrest (a.k.a. "The Boondocks") so he can enjoy his golden years in safety and comfort. But with Huey, a 10-year-old leftist revolutionary, and his eight-year-old misfit brother, Riley, suburbia is about to be shaken up.
The Boondocks
by elsarose2003
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32Cantankerous Robert "Granddad" Freeman is the legal guardian of his grandsons, 10-year-old revolutionary Huey and 8-year-old Riley, a product of contemporary rap culture. After moving the family from Chicago's South Side to the safety of suburban Woodcrest -- aka the boondocks -- Granddad hopes to ignore the grandkids and enjoy his golden years in peace. But the kids have different plans, torturing each other and provoking others in the neighborhood. No matter how wild they get, Huey and Riley are no match for the eccentric elderly man.
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Action
when
Condition
Take a Sip
when
you hear anyone say the N word.
*Twice if the hard R is said
Start a bar brawl
when
a fistfight, shootout, or Nigga Moment breaks out.
Drink
when
Huey gives any advice or warnings that will be ignored anyways.
*Twice if he's ignored by Riley or Robert.
Drink
when
Riley calls someone or something "gay".
Drink
when
Robert beats up Riley, and/or whenever he uses his belt like a whip.
Drink
when
Robert is seen dating a new girlfriend. *Twice after the inevitable breakup gone horribly wrong.
Drink
when
Ruckus says anything racist against black people. *Twice if he makes a bigoted remark against a different group.
Drink
when
Tom's phobia of anal prison rape is mentioned
Drink
when
Sarah berates Tom for being so spineless, or when she starts fawning over a famous black man.
Drink
when
"A Pimp Named Slickback" angrily corrects anyone who shortens his title to just "Slickback".
Drink
when
"A Pimp Named Slickback" calls or refers to a woman as a "bitch" or a "hoe". (Have an ambulance on standby.)